The Great American Novel

Good to grant back to the continuation of the great American novel. I worked very difficult as slave in actuality, above this new head and I think that entire hard work it actually paid because it dear fucking glorious if you allow me to present my opinion.

Me, I want to resemble each (because I am confident that large part of you as not experimentally with the books in proportion to I) that the book necessary to read inside correctly to order, beginning head with one, then going further to head 2, then 3, 4, 5, and so on etcetera as long as you will not reach end. You know when you they reached end because hero it escapes from seemingly of impossible situation, conflict you will be resolved, bad guys you will be broken in the half hemorrhage from their eyes, guy will obtain girl, and they will go together into the sunset into stingray of 1969 corvette thus while having a sex. And there will be words “the end”. Will not stop as long as you will not reach this point.

If you recall, then the first head ended when our boy, Harley, it spotted the precise young female going for a walk into its favorite cafe. In this chapter, it puts the motion on such a precise female, which why I name it “the motion”.

So it occurs as such: Harley, seeing girl, and knowing accurately that it wants from it, and accurate how to obtain it, complete sets its plan in the motion. Our bro there is no your daily ass of donkey, it experimental veteran in the skill of female manipulation. It sits and observes its prey, as does animal which hunts another animal. He studies its clothing, its hair, its motions, its coffee. Already it established answers to such questions as its name, birthday, religious connection, political views, and its friends. This because with Harley exactly hacked her page of facebook. (Harley is also world most sufficiently sweet hack man)

now it is time for Harley in order to make the motion, which it makes without the smallest quantity of butterflies in its stomach. In proportion to his distance to target it is looks upward and it recovers its eye. It is smile. Unforeseen, only before the achievement of the objective and to include it in the initial contact, Harley turns sharply to the left side and goes for a walk immediately after it and completely to the toilet room behind cafe.

Kindly which in the shit was the fact, you do want to know? Why it did not assume motion on the girl? Possibly you do think that butterfly it did fly into its stomach? In the best way I tell you that this simply not possibly, because in proportion to we already discussed Harley sufficiently chill guy, with all characteristics complete badass which has no need to be worried about the repudiators.

It probably exactly actually must go drop its bubble of urine after many cups of an American coffee.

So seeing in such that Harley it is the man of sufficient bladder, and i do not desire to hold you to wait it, head two will be end at this moment.

i’ ve it decided to write novel. i’ ve never, it is which they do write one those b4, but you do know the diagram of the I, fuck, people he does write with them completely the time of fuckin, you do know? and how many of them were the graduate of best university moscow fuckin you they know. probably not large part. and I even heard that Japanese little-ones of the book of writin on their cell phones of fuckin, and those guys even they do not say English! and furthermore, i’ ve it read the books of hecka in my life too. and not exactly as the ass of pussy the hardy boys of shit. i even times read one in different language! so I obtain as, the very much experiences with the books.

my friend speaks that my writing it is valid and I must write novel. he probs read almost so many to books as to me; therefore he knows the shit.

in the manner that, I calculate that I must be sufficiently good on this shit.

you will verify it outside, my novel begins as this: this fellow, Harley his name (as motrcyles, sufficiently sick right!?), and it dear chill guy, you know, as it obtained series of friends and their refuge and drinks brews and he speaks shit, and everything, anything.

and people think that he dear chill guy.

and you could interest why I write my novel on the internets - they are assumed that are written the book on the paper you probably you think. in the best way I heard that the future of means in on-line and that soon we even there will have no books on the paper and to me sufficiently most modern highly technological fellow, as I buy shit to ebay always, you knows; therefore I food the wave of future. so fuck.

one Harley day it hang outside at his most favorite cafe, drinking coffee or something, and he spoke shit to its friend. and girl took a walk in the cafe. her seen by Harley is thought to itself, “to damnation it is excellent”. and he wanted to place its lingum into its yoni.

will so that actually excellent place in order finish the first head because now you everything dying in order to know if our boy, Harley, it obtains dirty with that precise lady. besides writing novels hard work and to me it is necessary, you do know? so you will verify back more late in order to see that it will happen then.